That’s some heavy news to just throw at me, Weather Channel.
Anonymous said: dude i dont say this to many people but youre literally like a goddess or something how do i become you
Oversleep, have your bra come undone while walking to class, forget your completed homework assignment at homeSource imreallycoolandfriendly
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
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the people upstairs are banging again
banging on what
post your address so I can fight you
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tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
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